Okay, so it's not the plumber knocking (see the ABOUT page for context on that call-back), but I'm here to help you fix a lot of other stuff besides the kitchen sink, which I don't know how to do anyway. I can, however, create a great illustration of your leaky sink if that's what you want.
Or I can compose an essay about your leaky sink, because in addition to illustration and graphic design, I do writing. I've published feature articles in magazines, researched and co-written books about things like personal finance and commercial real estate trends, and composed marketing copy. Plus, I'm a reely gud speler. I'd love to contribute those skills to your projects too.
Contact me. I'll be happy to answer questions about my work, talk about the projects you have in mind, discuss rates or chat about good restaurants. Send me an e-mail at firstname.lastname@example.org or use this form.*
I'm eagerly anticipating working with you, and I look forward to seeing the breathtaking, innovative, enviable stuff we will create together.
*I will also respond to smoke signals and telepathic messages, but e-mail tends to be faster.